| | so. time to quote my math prof again since it is almost the end of the semester.
"In a last blast of electronic extasy"
"The shocking thing is even if you're a total schmuck this almost works!"
"I don't even know what's going on in my head! There's eels, radioactive cockroaches..."
"Actually, you gotta worry about a program scratching its head."
"Look at that, a giant radioactive mutant griffin!"
"I would go up there and sorta talk like a large duck." (yes, greenfield in a physics lecture)
"I am going to seduce you into believing that, in order that you may trip over your own nose."
"When you see a puppy, do you sorta kick it to see how fragile it is?" (no greenfield, you're not a puppy)
"Uhhh... barfo."
"You'll see what the formulas are and you can form your own emotional opinion on them."
"And then I did one of these acenine things.."
"The bacteria... it sorta....... Sex? *big grin* Oh sorry, it reproduces, and then rests a little *huff huff*, has a cigarette *pretends to smoke his chalk*"
*looks at small piece of chalk, takes out bigger piece from box* Viagra!
"Mathematicians: they're handsome, they smell good, they're intelligent, and they have humility. Oodles of it."
"This is not how I would have computed this at your age. I would have done a lot of calculations and would have a lot of numbers and I would have ran around and giggled a lot."
"Wait a second, Bozo, he said."
"This is a course in democratic mathematics; if you say it goes one way I will prove it!"
"Notice, btw, the chrystaline silence of the room. It's like going into the forest at midnight in a snowstorm, and the wolves are eating your entrails."
"There's gotta be a joke in it somewhere...... you don't know what the hell I'm talking about do you? That's right, shoot the teacher."
"Remember when you were in 4th grade? Yes I know, YOU didn't get up to that."
"The instructor copies from the book onto the board, and the student copies from the board onto the notebook. With great luck, all the traffic will bypass the brain!"
"What are you doing, flying away? *makes flying motions* Tweet!"
He also tried urging us to smoke so that we would die earlier and increase his social security.
"One tiny little whisper of an answer in the wilderness."
"I'm talking about gambling b/c it's fun and it's easy."
"Thinking is the enemy of thought."
"Here, I will now take a big conceptual leap. *leaps*"
*points at one student with a scary face* "Notice, btw, how both of them just moved away from you. The finger of death is pointing at you."
"And if you're giggling at me it shows that you don't like diversity and could be thrown out of Rutgers."
"It's shaped like a HEART." *starts feeling, poking chest, gets worried look* *quickly takes pulse, and worried look disappears*
"Let's be stupid! Which is not hard for me.."
"Am I allowed to talk about evolution?" *excited look*
:) So. I hope christal enjoys this.
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